I was going to tell a joke about Voldemort
but nobody nose it.
Holy shit. Guise, I just had a freaking aha moment while doing some reading for my World Religion class about Islam. You know the movie Aladdin, I’m sure. It’s like my favorite Disney movie. Anyway. The main dude, Aladdin (duh), becomes Prince Ali so that he can marry Princess Jasmine. He has a little monkey named Abu. And this whole story takes place in Arabia. Ali, Abu, Arabia. ...